Chasing Christmas



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Tom Arnold Jack Cameron
Andrea Roth Present
Leslie Jordan Past
Brittney Wilson Suzanne Cameron
Robert Clarke Trevor
Sarah-Jane Redmond Alison
Ben Ayres Mike
Keith Dallas Bob
Casey Dubois Kid #2
Zak Ludwig Young Scrooge
Aleks Paunovic Vincent
Jed Rees Future
Marco Soriano Concierge
Juan Carlos Velis The Bellboy
Nelson Wong Drug Store Clerk

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  • Embarrassing train wreck, a cheap mess

    Every once in awhile, I decide to watch a movie knowing full well that
    I'll hate it. Usually I'm hoping it'll be bad enough that a little
    booze and some similarly critical friends will turn a tedious
    ninety-minute torture-fest into something that's at least amusing, if
    not hilariously bad.We poured some wine, dimmed the lights, and settled in with Chasing
    Christmas, a made-for-TV movie that should have been gloriously bad but
    was instead just boring. Tom Arnold stars as Jack, a bitter, angry man
    with a bratty teenage daughter, a failed marriage, and the worst case
    of rhinitis since the entire cast of Scarface sniffed their way through
    years of cocaine addiction.It seems Jack hates Christmas because he caught his wife shagging some
    guy in the coat closet at his daughter's Christmas play. The wife, who
    is unapologetically skanky and slutty throughout the movie, left him
    for another man and moved to London. At one point, this subplot is
    showcased in a ridiculous green screen scene with her new paramour,
    some champagne, and Big Ben seen through the windows beyond.Like most terrible Christmas films, the movie's plot loosely and
    tiresomely follows the plot of A Christmas Carol. Except this time the
    ghosts of Christmas Past and Present have personalities. Past, played
    by a creepy little man with the soft Southern drawl of a registered sex
    offender, wants to stay in the past, and leads Jack and Present (played
    by some blonde Amazon who is neither funny nor sexy) on a series of
    repetitive, madcap dashes through the decades. Hamfisted homages to
    other Christmas movies abound and the sets, costumes, and extras are
    about what you'd expect from a TV movie; that is to say, they are
    shamefully bad. The "Goofs" section for this movie should be the
    longest in IMDb history.Look for Tom Arnold and the slut wife actress playing younger versions
    of themselves in the latter part of the movie; despite a cheap wig on
    Arnold and some bad vintage costumes, both are clearly middle-aged and
    wrinkly. Typical Baby Boomer conceit or mere low budget corner-cutting?
    You decide! Also amusing is a scene in which Tom Arnold decries the
    lack of Santa-less Coke cans in a drug store; in the next shot, there's
    a huge display of non-seasonal Coke cans in the background. Oops.Chasing Christmas drags on and on and by the end, we were drinking
    heavily, solemnly, white-knuckled grips on our glasses. All mirth was
    gone and even Arnold's embarrassing, desperate reformation couldn't
    bring the smiles back. This movie was tawdry, cheap, ill- conceived,
    and worst of all, boring. Avoid it.

    ALB from United States - 14 December 2008

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